After hitting the snooze button for the 4th time this morning, I decided that I wanted to design a new alarm clock that had both a programmable snooze and multiple snooze buttons. The piece of crap alarm clock that I have now allows me to sleep for 7 minutes when I hit the snooze button. Why seven you ask? Why seven? I ask as well. This morning, I wanted more than 7 minutes – 28 minutes to be exact. But I had to wake up 4 times to get 28 more minutes of sleep. I want to be able to set my snooze button to allow me to get 28 minutes and wake up only once. Even better would be one snooze button that gives me a 10 minute snooze and another that give me a 30 minute snooze period. Is that much to ask? I think not.

Maybe I should become an alarm clock programmer. I'm sure I'd be better than the guy who decided 7 minutes is a proper snooze time.